A friend on Facebook mentioned she’d just run into someone she desperately wanted to look good for, but of course she was having the mother of all bad hair days.
It figures, right? The worse you look, the more likely you’ll run into the very person you most want to look fabulous for – that ex, a meanie from school, your future boss.
So it must be a law of the universe, perhaps along these lines:
P (SWI) = BH^2
(The probability of running into someone you want to impress is equal to the bad-hairness of your day, squared.)
If you want to run into that certain person, it’s easy – don’t wash your hair for a month.
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